KIDS, JOIN UP
WITH A REALLY BAD PENNY!
Join the "Penny Dreadful's Shilling Shockers" FAN CLUB!
Incantations from below
Ancient spells from long ago
Join thee unto the Fan Coven
Or else you go into the oven!
That's right, Dreary Ones.
Every nacht can be Walprugisnacht when you join the hordes of
screaming, wailing, moaning 'Shilling Shockers' fans!
Here's what you get when you join:
1. An autographed photo of Penny Dreadful.
2. An authentic membership toe tag.
3. A frame-worthy "Dreary One" certificate,
including an Oath of Induction into the Shilling Shockers Fan Coven.
4. A Kazoo of DOOM!
5. A Shilling Shockers Button!
6. A special-edition postcard that you can mail to your friends, or selfishly keep for yourself!
7. Your very own wicked toy animal Familiar, with its very own secret creature name!
Cost? We're glad you asked! Here's a needle. Prick your finger and just sign this contract here...
We kid! We kid! It's really just $10.00 for the Deadluxe Membership! A pittance really, considering all the fun which awaits you!
So what are you waiting for?
If you do not want to use Etsy, please send check or money order payable to "Peculiar Productions" and mail to the following address:
ATT: Penny Dreadful
PO Box 123
Swansea, MA 02777-0123